Lemon Demon - Bowling Alley

Okay, the other night, I mean like, last night, I had the most screwed up dream ever. Ever. I mean, it was like a freaking acid trip, not that I, uh, advocate, uh, drugs, because drugs are bad, and stuff.
Anyway, my dream, my dream was like, I, um, I was in a warehouse, and there were all these guys in Santa suits sort of doing this big dance thing, and they couldnt see me, or something. I dont know. And then one of the Santa guys was like, a really fat guy, and he didnt, uh, didnt want to do the dance, and he, uh, was the only one who could see me, so he was like, Look! LOOK! but no one else could see me, so I started— he started chasing me, chasing me. And I was like, in a car, but he was faster than the car, and suddenly he jumped out in front of me, in front of the car, and he started screaming, only it was like a Bigfoot scream, and it sounded so creepy coming from a, uh, Santa guy.

In the dream I was like AHH!! and I hit the breaks, only the, uh, break pedal was broken...

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