Skinner invites Chalmers on steamed hams

Skinner lies 12 times in this clip.

1. Saying he was doing exercise on the windowsill.
2. Says that it's steam, not smoke coming out of his oven.
3. Says that the steam is coming from steamed clams.
4. Says that he said steamed hams rather than steamed clams.
5. Claims that he calls hamburgers steamed hams.
6. Claims that it's a regional dialect.
7. Says that said region is upstate New York.
8. "It's an Albany Expression."
9. Says that the burgers are an old family recipe.
10. "Aurora Borealis"
11. Despite it being summer, during the day, not near the arctic circle, and localized entirely within his kitchen, he maintains the lie.
12. "No mother it's just the northern lights."

steamed clams not steamed hams