woke up the wrong day lmao

Its the first day after winter break
But no I just made a massive mistake

I go up to wake my sister
Then she tells me that I just pissed her

Im confused so then I asked her
Don't we have school today

She stares at me, then she laughs
Calls me stupid and pain in the ass

The first day of school starts tomorrow
You stupid nimwit brother your nothing but a asshole


Then it it dawns on me
My eyes go dull

Im truly nothing but a fool
With no head

What the heck is going on
I must have some weird brain fog

Im sure im not old or grey
But my memory is such a pain

I could have just slept in

My hands are freezing in

Why can’t I just say goodbye

And make my exit

I could have just slept in

My feet are freezing in

Why can’t I just say a lie

And stay in home sick (x2)

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