ANGRY MESSAGE TO SANTA CLAUS

@VidLiiKiller Holy shit, imagine actually caring about some literal who on a dead YouTube clone. "Bro's back," he says, as if anyone over the age of 12 or with a triple-digit IQ gives a flying fuck about some bottom-tier e-celeb returning to a site that's 90% gore threads and 10% autistic UI complaints. You probably spent the last three hours refreshing the page just to be the first one to post this low-effort slop. Go outside, touch some grass, and stop acting like this is some monumental event in internet history. It's a fucking Vidlii user, not the second coming of Christ. Absolute state of this board.

@WIZZ @WIZZ Holy shit, look at this absolute state of this board. Imagine actually being excited that this attention-seeking tripfag is back after "quitting" for the fifth time this month. You newfags are actually pathetic, falling for the same bait every single time. "OMG WIZZ IS BACK!" - who gives a flying fuck? He’s a literal nobody who contributes nothing but low-tier bait and circlejerking.

Go back to Reddit if you want to act like a starstruck fanboy over some random loser on an anonymous imageboard. This isn't your discord server, you absolute midwit. The fact that you even recognized the name proves you spend way too much time hitting F5 instead of getting a job or touching grass. This place used to be about the content, now it's just a bunch of parasocial losers sucking each other off.