U Can't Touch Mormon Jesus

(To MC Hammer's *Can't Touch This*)
Mormon Jesus
Mormon Jesus
Mormon Jesus
Long, long, long, (Mormon Jesus) long, long ago
A spirit child on one of these planets was conceived
To an unidentified god and his goddess wife named 'Elohim'
Elohim was conceived
This spirit child was later born to human parents
Near a mysterious star called Mormon Jesus
Mormons believe in Mormon Jesus
Through obedience to Mormon Jesus
He was elevated to godhood
As Mormon Jesus
Mormon teaching on death and resurrection (Mormon Jesus)
Endless sex had by the god of Mormonism and his wife
Produced billions of sons
Lucifer the devil and
a billion tons of children
The sons with the Mormon Jesus called a great heavenly meeting (meeting)
To decide their destiny was to have sex with Elohim's eldest son
Lucifer and his brother
Mormon Jesus
Elohim's son
Mormon Jesus
Approved the proposal of the
Mormon Jesus
Savior of the planet Earth would be
Mormon Jesus
Early Mormon prophets (Mormon Jesus) taught that Elohim and one

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