UH OH!!!! YOU’RE USING AN ADBLOCKER!!!!!!!!

We here at (Multibillion Dollar Corporation) work really really hard in our mom and pop shop to make this website and rely on ads for Cunt Wars to operate fully. Will you whitelist us?

1. Yes, I will. I love you

2. No I am a piece of shit bottom feeding scumbag who eats doo doo and picks my nose and I deserve to be publicly executed