This is a cry for help, my hairline is being stolen by vested individuals who have no name they break into my 3rd story studio apartment with an exposed brick wall and scan me with a hair death laser three times in each direction before moving deliberately through my living/bedroom, i set traps including (but not limited to) marbles, buckets of green (important!) slime, and even fake tarantulas on strings to deter the intrusion menace befoliculing my God granted head to no avail, please help me before it's too late, my sugar momma refuses to buy me a ticket to Istanbul (Constantinople pbuh) in order to get a transplant to save my luscious locks, so here i am stuck playing Killer8 over and over until I 7. Give me help, my hair is in trouble from intrusive disguised dreary individuals who cannot stop death scanning with various rays my hair strands off of my head i find them on my pillow sometimes when i wake up and they do not take them due to the relative position of my head over the pillow. Great care is being taken to preserve what is left but the front line is collapsing quickly! HELP!