BE A PART TO THE EGGLAND OR ELSE I WILL FORCE YOU TO WATCH GODZILLAND WITH ME BECAUSE I AM DAVID EGAN, THE FATHER OF GOD WHO REQUIRES BILLIONS OF PEOPLE TO WATCH GODZILLAND WITH ME, PLUS 700 SEPTILLION DAVID EGANS ON MY PLANET MARS CALLED THE CAPITAL CITY OF EGGLAND, AND ITS OWN LANGUAGE NAMED EGGNESE WHERE THE DAVID EGANS ONLY SPEAK EGGS, FISH STICKS, WHITE BRICKS AND GODZILLAND! RIGHT NOW, YOU'RE SPEAKING GODDAMN INDIAN LIKE IT'S A GRILLED FISH STICK PROBLEM! SPEAK EGGNESE WITH ME AND I WILL