Listening to Mom Jeans doesn't make you emo. Wearing those vans with the white stipe doesn't either. You think you're emo because you drive a Miata and cry at Denny's, or because you're a member of Midwest Emoposting on Facebook? You're not emo. Have you ever even listened to Indian Summer? Has your voice cracked screaming "WHY AM I CRYING?" at the Native Nod show in a hot basement on the east coast? Have you ever been punched in the throat by Bob Nana after getting drunk and throwing beer bottl
