mega shart

I was farting earlier but not so much recently. The farts are congealing in my gruts. Turning into an ultra shart. If the farts I was doing earlier were Jaws, this one coming up is The Meg. I'm gonna do a Meg-sized shart, the size of the actual Meg, and while I'm sitting there on the toilet groaning and trying to get it out Jason Statham is sitting in the bath drinking a beer and listening to that Thai cover of Hey Mickey.

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