i get lock out discord help me guys i'm sad i can't in discord :(

stop using niggercord

Write a song about Discordia

Make a penis-shaped chain mail

Make a bat-shaped buttonhole

Start a pro-philia pro-discordia sign craze in your school

Crop the heads of your enemies, the new boss logo and all, and pin them on a papier mache globe

There’s loads more stuff, read the wiki.

Anybody still up for it? ;)

As for me, the beauty of Project EGG is that I have such freedom to create whatever I want. So long as it keeps to the spirit of what I set out to do in the first place, it’s all good!

Also, in a happier note, during the creation of this article, I learned of the death of my first knucklehead [again, not another prank! It was found outside his flat when he was not there. About the only thing he was proud of was his ability to juggle a cock and a lead], which made my day. RIP Jerk, I will miss you and your pranks. -Citations

verify your phone number and get a better screen recorder

this happened to me like 3 times