Here's a list of my accomplishments, don't try to measure up you'll just feel bad about yourself
*Professional Cyberbully
*Being The Best 7 years in a row
*Mod on 8chan /tv/
*Over 100 days of cooldowns handed out
*Better than you at video games
*Funny
*Cool
*At the same time
*American Alpha
*Repping that pure puro lifestyle
*Cyberbullying dorks with my AI assistant
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I'm sorry things suck for you, I get it, that's why I devised a perfect 3 step program to fixing your life

1.Take a shower
2.Hit the weights
3.Get a clue

Follow this simple process and even a stinking vanilla midget loser like yourself can succeed in this world
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