Shakespeare Programming Language!

You are an infected fat stupid cowardly fatherless dirty pig. You are the difference between thyself and a small cute beautiful young cow! You are as evil as the difference between thyself and a lovely hero. YOU ARE AS TERRIBLE AS THE SUM OF YOURSELF AND A PLAGUE! YOU ARE AS DISGUSTING AS THE PRODUCT OF THYSELF AND A PIG! SPEAK THY MIND!

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Programs:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/e25q4n0zmat25sf/ShakespearePrograms.zip?dl=0

Language Website:
http://shakespearelang.sourceforge.net/

Translator that I used:
https://github.com/drsam94/Spl

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MUSIC

Jr Troopa Theme from Paper Mario

Thatched Villagers by Kevin Macleod @ incompetech.com

Itro x Valcos: Starbound (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hz668UNTE4)

Rocksteady from Club Penguin (It was my igloo music when I was 7...)

Jumper (2013) By Waterflame (https://www.youtube.com/user/waterflame89)

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