Stooped Fone!

Don't be one of the in crowd with their "smart" phones.
Show them you're different with a... Stooped Fone!
It's big, it's ugly, it hardly even works!
Don't get a smartphone, you ain't a nerd!
Buy a Stooped Fone!
It don't play games, there ain't no apps!
It weighs 37 pounds, you gotta wear it like a backpack!
Stooped Fone!
It's got no buttons, just a rotary dial, so if you're making a call, it's gonna take you a while!
It's not just a phone, it's a lifestyle!
Buy a Stooped Fone!

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