About my bad habits.

Classification of containers with vodka in IT style:

0.1 l - demo version;
0.25 l - trial version;
0.5 l - personal edition;
0.7 l - professional edition;
1.0 l - network edition;
1.75 l - enterprise;
3 l - for small business;
5 l - corporate edition;
Bucket of vodka - extreme edition;
Sea ​​of ​​vodka - global edition;
Bottle of moonshine - home edition;
"On the road" - Service pack;
Pickle in the morning - Recovery tool;
Snack - plugins;
Beer - patch;
"Coca-cola", "Fanta", "7-UP" - Trojan viruses.

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