I KNOW ALL YOUR SECRETS!

Congrats

Stfu

I agree with Silent Rob on that. Also, I will admit, the AVGN in his hey-day was awesome. Nowadays his videos are hit or miss. The Irate Gamer was never good to begin with.

Not bad for an old guy. I'm going to. Let you try to escape. If you do, tell the peril partnership program that the guild isn't scared of punks. If not... Eh, sorry. *Flies away on my horse as you get hit by the train*

*Hears a train coming* Oh. Oh ho ho ho! Do you hear that? There's the tick! The train is coming! Is it on this track? Tick tick tick! Maybe it's on the other track? Tick tick tick! Muhahahahahahahahahhahahahah

LESSONS NOT OVER, MISSY! Now the gentleman villain had these old school time bombs! Three sticks of dynamite wired to an alarm clock! And what was so poetic about that was that they ticked. You could hear the tick tick tick! Nowadays they're digital. No sound. No peril.

Oh you're up? Good! We can start your history lesson. Long before there were loud mouth buff guys in spandex, there was the gentleman villain. His favorite sinister act was this, tying someone to a train tracks. It's simple, inexpensive, personal and deadly. But it gives you a little hope. Maybe you'll escape?

Niiiiiiiiiiice!!

I know. I bet they like the Irate Gamer as well.