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Gosamaru
Joined: Jun 20, 2017
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Age: 37
My name is Gosamaru. I am a wandering samurai. I wander the land to fight for and save people. I am righteous and on going. I am a master of Hamon and Hokuto Shin Ken.
Name: Gosamaru Akechi
Age: 36
RP Age: 25
Nationality: Japanese
Hair: Black (sometimes Brown)
Eyes: Brown
Height: 188cm (6'2")
Weight: 100kg (220 lbs)
Status: Married
Siblings: Younger Twin bro and a younger bro and younger sis (I'm the oldest)
Children: One son and one daughter
Things I like
Martial Arts
Heavy Metal
Sake (my favorite food)
Video Games
Anime
Ninja Gaiden
SNK
Trolling assholes that deserve it
Street Fighter
Kenshiro
Mortal Kombat
Maddox (he’s hilarious)
Bushido
Ryu Hayabusa
Bullshit that I hate:
Cowards
Grease bugs (cockroaches)
noobs
Racists
Jonas Bros
Disney
Assholes
Narutards
Pedophiles
Viacom
WMG
flamers
KKK
Nazi
Communism
Country Music
Game Console Wars/Fanboys
Naruto in General
Al Queda
Dictators
Tim and Eric (the biggest Cancer on Adult Swim)
Rednecks
Linkin Park (an extremely overrated, overhyped band, seriously! Don’t like my opinion, Screw you)
Justin Bieber (A faggot teenage boy that hasn’t hit puberty yet)
Johnny Rebel (Racist country singer)
Shane Dawson (YT whore)
Pop Music
Weeaboos (they give us Asians a bad name)
Ninja Gaiden Haters (if there are any)
Anime Haters (the ones that make jackasses out of themselves when they hate on Anime
Fred (Speeds up his voice and makes unfunny videos)
RaywilliamJohnson (unfunny dipshit)
Cartoon Network (once a good station, now a piece of shit that died of Cancer a long time ago)
Reality Shows
Soap Operas
Lady Gaga (a hermaniphadite that makes shitty music)
Rap Music (some)
Gangstas (shut the fuck up)
Hamtaro (a childish anime)
Yu Gi Oh (overrated Anime that can’t settle there differences with hand to hand combat)
Pokemon (same as Yu Gi Oh)
Fred Durst (wigger)
Ke$ha
Liberals
The Movie The Titanic (one of the worst movies I’ve never seen.)
Winnie the Pooh (Do I even need to say it?)
Assholes I've defeated:
iloveanime721
Bratzlover
Jonathan23
Alice45
Jimmycasket
Kurome
DOGangDarkHorse
THEDOGTV
Name: Gosamaru Akechi
Age: 36
RP Age: 25
Nationality: Japanese
Hair: Black (sometimes Brown)
Eyes: Brown
Height: 188cm (6'2")
Weight: 100kg (220 lbs)
Status: Married
Siblings: Younger Twin bro and a younger bro and younger sis (I'm the oldest)
Children: One son and one daughter
Things I like
Martial Arts
Heavy Metal
Sake (my favorite food)
Video Games
Anime
Ninja Gaiden
SNK
Trolling assholes that deserve it
Street Fighter
Kenshiro
Mortal Kombat
Maddox (he’s hilarious)
Bushido
Ryu Hayabusa
Bullshit that I hate:
Cowards
Grease bugs (cockroaches)
noobs
Racists
Jonas Bros
Disney
Assholes
Narutards
Pedophiles
Viacom
WMG
flamers
KKK
Nazi
Communism
Country Music
Game Console Wars/Fanboys
Naruto in General
Al Queda
Dictators
Tim and Eric (the biggest Cancer on Adult Swim)
Rednecks
Linkin Park (an extremely overrated, overhyped band, seriously! Don’t like my opinion, Screw you)
Justin Bieber (A faggot teenage boy that hasn’t hit puberty yet)
Johnny Rebel (Racist country singer)
Shane Dawson (YT whore)
Pop Music
Weeaboos (they give us Asians a bad name)
Ninja Gaiden Haters (if there are any)
Anime Haters (the ones that make jackasses out of themselves when they hate on Anime
Fred (Speeds up his voice and makes unfunny videos)
RaywilliamJohnson (unfunny dipshit)
Cartoon Network (once a good station, now a piece of shit that died of Cancer a long time ago)
Reality Shows
Soap Operas
Lady Gaga (a hermaniphadite that makes shitty music)
Rap Music (some)
Gangstas (shut the fuck up)
Hamtaro (a childish anime)
Yu Gi Oh (overrated Anime that can’t settle there differences with hand to hand combat)
Pokemon (same as Yu Gi Oh)
Fred Durst (wigger)
Ke$ha
Liberals
The Movie The Titanic (one of the worst movies I’ve never seen.)
Winnie the Pooh (Do I even need to say it?)
Assholes I've defeated:
iloveanime721
Bratzlover
Jonathan23
Alice45
Jimmycasket
Kurome
DOGangDarkHorse
THEDOGTV
Country: Japan
Connect with Gosamaru
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Videos (22)
Favorites (186)
Rucka Rucka Ali - Ching Chang Chong (Parody of "Boom Boom Pow" by The Black-Eyed Peas)
6 years ago
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Channel Comments (2,006)

CountryboyCapitalist (5 months ago)
Long ass weepy pages? Boy, you're just stupid cuz you watch stupid anime shit and it's rotted your fuckin brain! You know what doesn't rot your brain? Watchin football, readin, and keeping up with the news! I bet only news you watch is shit in favor of that skunk headed billionaire New Yorker that likes his steak well done with ketchup Trump! Damn anime watchin MAGA tard! Keep on bein an anime watching prick! And fuck your New Years, you're the homo, boi! You take it up the ass!

CowgirlCapitalist (5 months ago)
And I bet you look like the weirdo Jap version of reviewbrah, you fucking obsessed with anime piece of shit tard! Seriously, you're 36 and you watch anime still? Give me a fucking break, boi! It'd be one thing though if you just watch anime and leave it like that, but instead, you gotta have a stupid anime profile! I don't think that shit drops any panties when you show girls "Hey, look at my fruity anime profile!" fucking stupid weirdo Jap anime watching tard!

Saiguu (5 months ago)
Hi there. Happy New Year.

ReverendsLostBrother (5 months ago)
I'm one of the greatest rockers in history.

CountryboyCapitalist (5 months ago)
Oh, I bore you? Yeah, cuz you're a 36 year old anime watchin weirdo Jap tard who can't live in reality! You know why you can't live in reality? Cuz your fuckin real life sucks so you gotta live in lala land to try and have a good life when your life sucks ass. It's no wonder you'd be trolling on the holidays and from I've heard from others, you and your stupid friends troll on week days! I can tell you got no job because if you did, you wouldn't be trolling on week days, you'd be at work!

FalcoSama (5 months ago)
Sup?

CowgirlCapitalist (5 months ago)
Yeah, Ghost's got your bitch you fucking weirdo Jap obsessed with anime 36 year old piece of shit! Seriously, you're twice the age of 18 and you're obsessed with anime! Jesus fucking Christ boi, grow up! And guess what, boi, you MAGA tards are having a civil war with each other because Elon Musk and Vivek are simping for street shitting immigrants and wanting to double H1-B VISAs! Care to explain that one, boi? You MAGA tards must be feeling really stupid now!

AnyaForger (6 months ago)
Hey can you make a video on Charles now?

N37KR (6 months ago)
ITS MY BIRTHDAY AND IM GONNA SPAM U

DemocracyWarriorAdam (6 months ago)
You won't be laughing when I get to the Senate. I'm gonna work with Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jefferies to throw Trump's Nazi poo poo agenda in the toilet and after that I'm gonna lick whipped cream off of VeteranCapitalist's weiner. He's the love of my life. 🌭🍦🥰
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