Greetings Cowboy! I took a shit on Rush Limbaugh's grave and stole a case of Bud Light while I was in Missouri. Oh yeah, the government of Missouri is racist. They won't let me fucking vote. I'm a fucking animal. I live in the woods. Oh yeah I told my friends Scooby and Yogi to vote against Josh Hawley too.

Gimme yer address

That Santa sounds cool.

Okay tell you what. You come to me then. We can have a little conversation right here and now.

*Farts*

Nope! Wish and Marvels bombed due to Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump wanting take us back to the Jim Crow era. Liz Cheney will take us to the Bill Clinton era where the economy was good and we had a budget surplus. And we are changing our minds, we want John Kasich as our VP. I WANT A MAILMAN IN THE WH!!! This is a good idea because of Liz Cheney is impeached due to sexism we will have John Kasich. But don't worry fruitloop, Ezra wishes us luck on getting revenge on Putin.

Instead of fighting, let's have a drink together.

Good!

Can someone get this little bastard?

It is obvious that your mind is being blinded by Putin's evilness. But don't worry, The Schwarzenegger/Swift administration will send you and the rest of your Crapitalist Family to Nick Adams Alpha male boot camp. You will watch movies of Nick AdamsAlt and SHIELDGhost working with John McCain and Collin Powell to take on evil like Thanos, Osama Bin Laden and Donald Trump the Ape king (on Earth 75 Donald Trump is an orange Gorilla). FEAR THE WEASEL!!! 👻🎃