OMG IT'S MEGA MAN!

Hello lil bro.

I'm doing fine, Mega. How are you?

Hey.

SHUT THE FUCK UP SMURF!

Hellow Mega Man!

What's up Mega Man?

Hey dumbass, I can't wait till that orange fuck gets impeached! And it's going to happen once we retake the house and senate! You better get ready for a Speaker Hakeem Jeffries, and eventually President Jeffries, because we're impeaching your orange rapist and his couch humper Hillbilly Vance! And it's going to be a big sigh of relief to everyone! Oh yeah, call them like they are and say they're kidnappings by the gestapo, because that's what "deportations" really are! Fucking racist prick!

Hey, asshole, what the fuck do you mean outta your way? You're the one who came to me first, you fucking prick! And why do all you fucking assholes keep calling me that? CALL ME PLUS SIZED, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES! Bullying people isn't going to make them lose weight, and guess what? Not everyone can be skinny, believe me, I tried dieting before, didn't work! You're just an ignorant asshole and you can't put yourself in a plus sized person's shoes! You're a disgrace and so is your President!

Hello Megaman!