NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I WILL CLAIM SHAMPOO NO MATTER WHAT!

*Attacks you with hidden weapons*

ALRIGHT THEN! AND THE PRIZE IS MY WIFE, SHAMPOO!

HELLOW!

Well now you are using good old Joe Musashi, lol. Also I take it you know that there's a new Shinobi game coming out?

Nigga how bout yo bitch azz go back ta Japan wif de otha weirdo Japs dat have used azz panties in yo fuckin stupid azz vendin machinez? Seriously nigga, why yu bitch azz weirdo Japs have dat shit anyway? Das sick az fuck weirdo Jap bitch nigga! I bet yo bitch azz would neva say dat shit to my face cuz if yo azz did I'd beat de shit outta yo bitch azz and leave yo bitch azz in a puddle of yo own blood and piss! Stupid trolly bitch nigga! Bet yo azz would neva say dat shit in da hood bitch nigga!

Yeah, I'm fucking mad! And you're asking for a fight and then saying "U MAD BRO?" when you asked for it?! You're a fucking tard autist, and might I add, you likely would be left in a puddle of your own blood and piss anyway, you fucking hippy weirdo Jap! Go have some sushi spaghetti or some shit, you fucking dumbass! And I hope the fish is bad and I hope you get cancer of the cock, boi! PIECE OF WEIRDO JAP SHIT!

NOT MY PRESIDENT! AMERICA WAS NEVER GREAT!

Is that Yamcha as a samurai?

What is that even supposed to mean, you fucking autist anime watching tard? And you wanna call me a RINO when you have a long haired anime fucker channel? Face it, you're just a 2008 Obama democrat who thinks he's now MAGA, he's conservative! Well, let me ask you this, why were Trump and Obama friendly at Carter's funeral? Face it, Trump 2024 is just Obama 2008! But you're too much of a mental midget MAGA tard, you think supporting Trump makes you conservative! IT DOESN'T! And you'll eat crow!