Shampoo is awesome.

ITS MY BITHDAY AND IM GONNA TIE U UP!

And I hate pendejas like you! Seriously, a woman being CONservative is against her best interests! What, are you afraid if you don't bow down and worship your man, he'll beat you up? China is actually a nice place to live, you just believe Amerikkka's stupid propaganda about it, don't you? But I bet you support capitalism, don't you? FUCK CAPITALISM! I'd leave the shitty U.S if I could, but because of capitalism, I can't! And fuck late stage capitalism, you support it, FUCK YOU!

Hey pendeja, what the fucking fuck is with ALL YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES making fun of my weight? Do any of you fucking morons have any fucking thing besides that shit? Make fun of your stupid pedo pResident for being plus sized! Yeah, go fuck yourself, China is good under their government! You're just anti socialist because you believe in stupid capitalism! Plus, Mao cared about the working class! You think tRump cares about working people? Of course not, he's a fucking billionaire! Fuck capitalism!

OH LITTLE GURLY LET ME TIE U UP

OH MY WIFE! I TIED U UP!

IM THE NEW SPAMMER AND IM GONNA TIE U UP CHINK!

I'm great, Shampoo. What about you????

X HERE! B A GUD GURL AND LEMME TIE U UP!

Oh hey!